10 rules of dating a married woman
1. It is strongly suggested that you don’t go anywhere with her when there are cameras around. There’s a chance that this will make us look bad to other people.
2. If she hangs up on you, it’s not a good idea to call her back because she might be talking to her husband or boyfriend, or she might not want to interrupt them. If she hangs up on you, try not to call her again. Since they are seeing each other right now, it’s probably too late to call her again.
3. Don’t send her any romantic text messages while she’s on the phone.
4. Even if her husband or wife is out of town for work, Satan shouldn’t be able to get you to stay in their empty bedroom. You should never say yes to doing this. No matter what the situation is, you should never act in this way. Satan will try to get you to do things that are bad for you, but you should never give in.
5. If you want to go to do this more than once, you shouldn’t make reservations at the same hotel each time. Instead, you should try to find new places to stay each time.
6. The best way to keep your friendship with her from getting complicated is to keep your friends away from hers. It is highly suggested that you and she don’t hang out with any of her other friends together. You can’t let her other close friends know about your relationship at any time.
7. When she calls, pick up the phone, but don’t answer it right away. Instead, take a moment to think of something to say to her before you actually talk to her. Take the time to hear what she has to say before you pick up the phone. It’s possible that her husband or wife is trying to reach her. Don’t pick up the phone until you’ve listened to what she has to say.
8. Please don’t call her my income because I’m only going to use her as a loaner for the next few years. You have no power or control over her at all.
9. If you show up at her place without any, pull your trousers down so they are about halfway between your legs and sit on the floor. Here are some steps to take if something goes wrong:
10. Importantly, you should never date someone else’s wife. Because the consequences will be so bad that they cannot be ignored. Mostly because of this.
If you want to be happy, you should stay away from married women.